Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Monash Mascot ^^ woof woof

Got hungry early today so I decided to drop by the cunteen to get myself some food but on the way to the elevator I found something that caught my attention. Looks attractive enough to take a nibble at it however the stench of the toilet nearby put me off. Maybe it has to do with the two articles I wrote a few days ago so they used that as bait.

Decided not to have indon food today so I went over to the bollywood side and try something out since the last time I ended up coughing rm8 for something that cost rm3.5 in medan. My plan was to run away with the food after he put it into the plate but to my surprise he only charged rm4 so I decided to forgive him. Although still expensive at least it is edible and I still have money to pay for the farking that cost rm2.

Back to the title, ever since moving to the new campus I had noticed there's a dog that has been loitering around the carfark. You can even notice its paw prints on the concrete walkway. Considering that Monash doesn't have a mascot, why don't we adopt it? Not only can the poor bugger get some food allowance from sponsorship deals, Monash would also have a new pet to brag about to the media. Good idea eh?

So I decided to hop by the carfark to find that bugger to ask its opinion however I found the bugger to be dead.

I panicked and started hopping around, then a few faggers told me to look properly only then did I realized that bugger is just resting down there. Must be the effect from inhaling the smoke from the faggers or the bugger got tempted from the 'food' I saw earlier near the elevator.

I shall leave the bugger alone for now, as I too have to hop back before the jam starts on the LDP.

Sorry for all the mistakes in my spelling, had a presentation earlier in the day and because of that I am lack of hibernation.

Written by Evilbunny"The best ideas comes from the worst minds" 5/9/07

7 comments:

Charles said...

I would like to thank Mr.Edmund Turner for feeding the bugger, dog biscuits from time to time. Mr.Edmund Turner is the manager of ITS in our campus. He's is botak and always wear damn stylish and no, he's not a white.

Anonymous said...

Yeaps! and Edmund Turner named it Teo. But me and my friends calls it Monash! haha. She's dam loveable!

Charles said...

lol... i prefer teo

monash doesnt seem to fit a dog's name XD

Beat said...

dude, she's a girl... dun la call her bugger! she's such a sweet darling! she'll escort people back to their cars! :P

Charles said...

hahaha... sorry ler... i acknowledge that she's cute ^^

it is so unfair, why people feed her and not me? sob sob... aren't bunnies cuter?

when i was on the way home, she was just resting there... lol... didn't escort me

Anonymous said...

perhaps coz u r jantan mar??

and you're not cute enough lol...

Charles said...

lol.. you can call it whatever you want XD it is your choice.